Most would agree that rabbits are adorable, fuzzy little critters that pose little to no psychological or physical threat to anyone at all. This is not the case for humans in rabbit costumes.
For centuries now, these repugnant mascots of dread have haunted the dreams of kids and adults and anyone who has seen Donnie Darko. And yet every Easter, in shopping malls across America, we hand our unsuspecting children to these rodent-impersonators, snapping pics to preserve their first traumatic moment. Here's a look at some of the most skin-crawling vintage Easter Bunnies posing alongside their helpless victims:
OK. I'm sorry to have had to show you that. Here's some eye-bleach: